Shut Up I Hack You!!


Shut Up I Hack You

In case you don’t speak German (just as this hacker), I’ve tried a little translation to English. I might have made some spelling errors, but the original spelling wasn’t perfect either. The guy really said “buy buy” in the German version.

For information:

  • The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch.
  • is always the IP address of the computer you’re currently using; any request there will return to your computer.
  • Notice that in Germany we get Daylight Savings Time (DST) earlier than in the US.

 The story starts (I’m shortcutting here) with a kid insulting everyone on the #stopHipHop IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny…

* bitchchecker ( Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker ( has joined #stopHipHop
<b><bitchchecker></b> why do you kick me
<b><bitchchecker></b> can't you discus normally
<b><bitchchecker></b> answer!
<b><Elch></b> we didn't kick you
<b><Elch></b> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker ( Quit (Ping timeout#)
<b><bitchchecker></b> what ping man
<b><bitchchecker></b> the timing of my pc is right
<b><bitchchecker></b> i even have dst
<b><bitchchecker></b> you banned me
<b><bitchchecker></b> amit it you son of a bitch
<b><HopperHunter|afk></b> LOL
<b><HopperHunter|afk></b> shit you're stupid, DST^^
<b><bitchchecker></b> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<b><bitchchecker></b> for two weaks already
<b><bitchchecker></b> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<b><Elch></b> You're a real computer expert
<b><bitchchecker></b> shut up i hack you
<b><Elch></b> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<b><bitchchecker></b> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<b><Elch></b> Eh, it's
<b><Elch></b> or maybe
<b><Elch></b> yes exactly that's it: I'm waiting for you great attack
<b><bitchchecker></b> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<b><Elch></b> Now I'm frightened
<b><bitchchecker></b> shut up you'll be gone
<b><bitchchecker></b> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<b><bitchchecker></b> say goodbye
<b><Elch></b> to whom?
<b><bitchchecker></b> to you man
<b><bitchchecker></b> buy buy
<b><Elch></b> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker ( Quit (Ping timeout#)

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP address in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure.

I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

* bitchchecker ( has joined #stopHipHop
<b><bitchchecker></b> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<b><Metanot></b> lol
<b><Elch></b> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP:
<b><bitchchecker></b> you're so stupid man
<b><bitchchecker></b> say buy buy
<b><Metanot></b> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<b><bitchchecker></b> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker ( Quit (Ping timeout#)

There was a tension in the room… Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve…

Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

* bitchchecker ( has joined #stopHipHop
<b><bitchchecker></b> elch you son of a bitch
<b><Metanot></b> bitchchecker how old are you?
<b><Elch></b> What's up bitchchecker?
<b><bitchchecker></b> you have a frie wal
<b><bitchchecker></b> fire wall
<b><Elch></b> maybe, i don't know
<b><bitchchecker></b> i'm 26
<b><Metanot></b> such behaviour with 26?
<b><Elch></b> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<b><Metanot></b> tststs this is not very nice missy
<b><bitchchecker></b> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<b><bitchchecker></b> be a man turn that shit off
<b><Elch></b> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<b><bitchchecker></b> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<b><Metanot></b> are you hacking yourselves?
<b><Elch></b> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<b><Metanot></b> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<b><bitchchecker></b> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<b><Metanot></b> what firewall do you have?
<b><bitchchecker></b> like a girl
<b><Metanot></b> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past girl^^
<b><He></b> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<b><bitchchecker></b> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<b><Elch></b> Noo
<b><Metanot></b> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<b><bitchchecker></b> you're afraid
<b><bitchchecker></b> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<b><bitchchecker></b> elch turn off your shit wall!
<b><Metanot></b> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<b><bitchchecker></b> shut up
<b><Metanot></b> lol
<b><bitchchecker></b> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<b><bitchchecker></b> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn’t let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don’t have a firewall at all, only my router.

<b><Elch></b> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<b><Metanot></b> bitchhacker can't hack
<b><Black<TdV>></b> nice play on words ^^
<b><bitchchecker></b> wort man
<b><Elch></b> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<b><Metanot></b> how many times again he is no hacker
<b><bitchchecker></b> man do you want a virus
<b><bitchchecker></b> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<b><Metanot></b> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<b><Elch></b> it's easy
<b><bitchchecker></b> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<b><bitchchecker></b> and are the first files being deleted
<b><Elch></b> mom...
<b><Elch></b> i'll take a look

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

<b><bitchchecker></b> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
<b><Elch></b> that's bad
<b><bitchchecker></b> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<b><Elch></b> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<b><bitchchecker></b> and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn’t matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

<b><bitchchecker></b> tupac rules
<b><bitchchecker></b> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too

Drive E:? Oh my god… All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted….

Or isn’t it happening on my computer?

<b><bitchchecker></b> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<b><He></b> why doesn't meta say anything
<b><Elch></b> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<b><Black<TdV>></b> ^^
<b><bitchchecker></b> your d: is gone
<b><He></b> go on BITCH

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I’ll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

<b><bitchchecker></b> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<b><bitchchecker></b> i'm already at c: 30 percent

Should I tell him he’s not attacking my computer?

* bitchchecker ( Quit (Ping timeout#)

Too late… It’s 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias “bitchchecker”. We see that he has a “Ping timeout”.

We haven’t seen him since then… must be the Daylight Saving Time.

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